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You were on a perfect date with your totes KAWAII DESU YO~!!!11!! boyfriend/soul mate/hubby/fuck buddy/oh-my-God-why-can't-he-be-in-character boyfriend the kickass hero AMURICA! He looked at you and bat those eyelashes women would kill for. "Hey baby, wanna get a little wet right now?"
"Hell to the motherfucking yeah!" You said cause you knew he meant getting wet in the pool. You thought the other way? Damned pervert get off my lawn!
You slowly took off that FAVORITE FUCKING COLOR HERE itsy-bitsy, teeny weeny, very skimpy polka dot bikini that you wore for the first time today. Your beautiful tanned body was curvy, yet thin and made guys get a sudden boner. Oh yeah. You were hot.
As you jumped into the pool, your big and bouncy triple Ds slapped your face and made a wave of their own. Ukraine had nothing on them.
America stuck his face and began motor boating across the pool. When he finally reached those fucking mountains you call your tits, he shouted "Land ahoy!"
Your face turned INSERT COLOR FROM THAT PINK THING TO THAT RED THING HERE in embarrassed. "Alfie-kins!!" You whined, cutely yet obnoxiously that it made you just want to puke. "Don't do that! People could see us!"
Just then, Japan jumped out of the bushes. "I aporogize from my intrusion. I just wanted so steamy and sexy pictures for me and Hungary-chan-sama-whatever to post on the internet. Me and my erection wirr go now."
And so he left, leaving a trail of sparkles, chibis, and rainbows. You liked that so you ran your naked body through it. When you stepped out, America was Sweden.
"Su-San!!!" You said in your new PUT A DAMN COUNTRY IN HERE accent. "You aren't the beloved kawaii I so seek!"
"Nah bitch." He said gruffly. His non-breaking stare stared at you with full intensity. Damn he was manly unlike that America guy you used to sleep with. You're getting over him now you whore. "I came here to fuck you harder then Florida ever could because god dammit, I'm the country shaped penis."
So you fucked and you exploded into sparkles which rained at the wedding of YOUR OTP HERE.
CANON!
"Hell to the motherfucking yeah!" You said cause you knew he meant getting wet in the pool. You thought the other way? Damned pervert get off my lawn!
You slowly took off that FAVORITE FUCKING COLOR HERE itsy-bitsy, teeny weeny, very skimpy polka dot bikini that you wore for the first time today. Your beautiful tanned body was curvy, yet thin and made guys get a sudden boner. Oh yeah. You were hot.
As you jumped into the pool, your big and bouncy triple Ds slapped your face and made a wave of their own. Ukraine had nothing on them.
America stuck his face and began motor boating across the pool. When he finally reached those fucking mountains you call your tits, he shouted "Land ahoy!"
Your face turned INSERT COLOR FROM THAT PINK THING TO THAT RED THING HERE in embarrassed. "Alfie-kins!!" You whined, cutely yet obnoxiously that it made you just want to puke. "Don't do that! People could see us!"
Just then, Japan jumped out of the bushes. "I aporogize from my intrusion. I just wanted so steamy and sexy pictures for me and Hungary-chan-sama-whatever to post on the internet. Me and my erection wirr go now."
And so he left, leaving a trail of sparkles, chibis, and rainbows. You liked that so you ran your naked body through it. When you stepped out, America was Sweden.
"Su-San!!!" You said in your new PUT A DAMN COUNTRY IN HERE accent. "You aren't the beloved kawaii I so seek!"
"Nah bitch." He said gruffly. His non-breaking stare stared at you with full intensity. Damn he was manly unlike that America guy you used to sleep with. You're getting over him now you whore. "I came here to fuck you harder then Florida ever could because god dammit, I'm the country shaped penis."
So you fucked and you exploded into sparkles which rained at the wedding of YOUR OTP HERE.
CANON!
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"What am I even doing with life?" you muttered, to no one in particular, making all your friends turn towards you.
"What's the matter this time?" your best friend turned towards you.
"No, no, wait, I know," Another friend interrupted. "It's auto tech, isn't it?"
"What? How'd you know?" you retorted, flabbergasted.
"Everyone's been failing it this quarter." She replied. "Everyone but him."
"Don't...remind me," you muttered, folding your arms, as you pushed your lunch tray away.
"Here, I got something for you," she leant forward, a smile playing on her lips. "I hear that there's a partner project coming up."
Your eyes widened, as you rea
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"____________! ____________! Open the door!" called a familiar exuberant American voice. You heard fists pounding at your bedroom door. You sighed and rolled your eyes. Typical Alfred.
"You git, you're gonna break the door!" warned an annoyed British voice. Arthur was alway scolding his cousin for his brash 'heroic' actions.
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I made my way to Lovi's house, my back pack slung over my shoulder and my cell pressed to my ear, in yet another conversation with my boyfriend of three years, Gilbert.
"Yes, babe, I know... I'm sorry... it's just... something came up and I couldn't-"
"Zhis is the fourzh time zhis week, Fraulein." Gilbert whined. "Vhat's so important wizh zhe stupid Italian zhat you can't even hang out for some vurst vizh you awesome boyfriend?"
"I'm sorry... Tomorrow, I promise."
"......fine."
"Alright. Well, I'm at Lovi's place. I'll call you later, love you."
"Liebe dich auch..."
I hung up my cell and stuck it in my bag, I felt terrible for di
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This is for #Hetards contest. Feel free to lose all respect for me. Or gain some. Hey your call. (Written on: 11/17/12)
Of course I'll put a critic on this! I just want to see how you all think I could "improve" this.
And guess what! I still hate Readetalias!
CANON!
This is for #Hetards contest. Feel free to lose all respect for me. Or gain some. Hey your call. (Written on: 11/17/12)
Of course I'll put a critic on this! I just want to see how you all think I could "improve" this.
And guess what! I still hate Readetalias!
CANON!
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