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Watch this video so you know what the hell I'll be talking about today. Headphones won't help. Your ears will bleed. 

If your too lazy to watch the video (smart person) than don't worry, I'll be going through it. 

'I'm making a Youtube video to talk about all the haters that hate on me.'

Alright. Telling you to stop using crappy bases is being a hater.
Telling you you're not 'kawaii' is a hater. 
Telling you that you're not married to England is being a hater. 
Telling you that England isn't real is being a hater.

We're the idiots here right?

'Seriously. You're all a bunch of stupid bakas.'

Way to butcher the Japanese language! Because the only thing they say in Japan is 'konnichiwa' (correct me if it's wrong), 'kawaii', 'desu', and 'baka'. 

Just like in Italy we're always yelling PASTA~! Russia it's VODKA~! And in England it's 'git', 'wanker' and 'bloody hell!' 

This is why Americans are perceived as idiots and ignorant to the rest of the world. 

'Go do something else other than hate on a super kawaii, Japanese girl like myself.'

This is totally Japanese right?

Invader Zim. So Japanese and kawaii! And those sticker things and Japanese writing proves your heritage! 

'[...]And I have a troll self from Homestuck. That's not me that's my troll self.'

Let's back the crazy train up here. A troll self? What is a troll self? 

The rare and beautiful troll self

Let's feed it in praise and asspats!

Oh and she's not herself all the time! Multiple-Personality Disorder? Attention fucking whore. 

'I make really kawaii art and some people are saying that I don't credit the people that make the bases or whatever.'

That's her actual drawing skills. I'm not one to pick up a pen or pencil and create a masterpiece, but I know what's shit and what's not. That's shit.

They have all rights to say that. You wanna know why? She doesn't. 

If you're gonna use a person's base, you have to link back to it's original state. That's just common sense, something said person lacks. 

'England and I are married for the thousandths time.'

Just for the record, these are the actual quotes as she says them. 

No. Just no.

England's an anime character. If you could marry anime characters than America, England, Prussia, L, Germany, insert popular anime character here would be married by every fangirl. 

What makes her so damn special? 

Than, in her dA account guess who she adds to make a love triangle (SO TWILIGHT KAWAII DESU!!11!1!)? America.

I'm not one to speak for fictional characters, but I doubt either one of them would touch her. If they could, they'd probably send her to a place with nice padded walls, ceilings, and floors. She'd be happy forever. 

'We're married and we've been married for a few months.'

Worst months of his life. 

'He loves me so much.'

He's an animation. He can't feel love. 

Something's seriously wrong with this girl. Hopefully she's a troll. 

Either that or America and England better break up with/get a divorce from her. 

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mysteryota Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2014  New member
I opened the video out of curiosty, and closed the tab when she started to talk...
Why did I waste my internet for that video?
AutoAshley Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This is why I distance myself from most of the Hetalia fandom. I try not to mix in with the weeabo side of it. I only watch the Anime because I think it's funny. I know that it's stereotypical and historically inaccurate because I was actually taught about the horrors of WWII before discovering Hetalia. That girl in this video is hopefully a troll...
SunnyBrightSky Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2014
Lol XD
I think she's a troll. I've seen the actual girl with actual mary sue character that married to England! XD

But that video... my ear is so freaking hurt...
inkstaineddove Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
She is. I think she came out about it a year or so ago. Thank God. She wasn't very good at it. 

That video could qualify as a horror movie. 
SunnyBrightSky Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2014
yeah... Horror movie XD
animedisneyluver809 Featured By Owner May 14, 2014
Just watched the video. My brain hurts. Eye bleeding :D OMG why? 
animedisneyluver809 Featured By Owner May 14, 2014
Facepalm I have no words. No, she is NOT married to England! England's a country, you dumbshit! (the girl in the video, not you) Another thing, no one can marry an animated character! Accept it! Get a real man! Oh Brother... 
TobixChanxSempai Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Is she for real? Seriously.... that is some fucking crazy fangirl shit. I like the show but she just went full retard if that was real. 
Joji1006 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Pffftt..... H-help me... I-I can't control my l-laughter.... :iconpffftplz:

Is this girl for real? 

Sure! I love hetalia! Favorite anime! Love the fanfics (though I really despise shipping)! But seriously!? Even I have enough common sense!!!
kitty614 Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
She's a troll.
She's a troll.
Just a troll.
She's a freaking troll.

That bitch: "I'm not a troll, why would I troll the internet?!"


Must... keep... calm... must... not... rage OH FUCK THIS SHIT, SHE'S A WASTE OF OXYGEN AND LIFE. :stare:
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