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Watch this video so you know what the hell I'll be talking about today. Headphones won't help. Your ears will bleed. 

If your too lazy to watch the video (smart person) than don't worry, I'll be going through it. 

'I'm making a Youtube video to talk about all the haters that hate on me.'

Alright. Telling you to stop using crappy bases is being a hater.
Telling you you're not 'kawaii' is a hater. 
Telling you that you're not married to England is being a hater. 
Telling you that England isn't real is being a hater.

We're the idiots here right?

'Seriously. You're all a bunch of stupid bakas.'

Way to butcher the Japanese language! Because the only thing they say in Japan is 'konnichiwa' (correct me if it's wrong), 'kawaii', 'desu', and 'baka'. 

Just like in Italy we're always yelling PASTA~! Russia it's VODKA~! And in England it's 'git', 'wanker' and 'bloody hell!' 

This is why Americans are perceived as idiots and ignorant to the rest of the world. 

'Go do something else other than hate on a super kawaii, Japanese girl like myself.'

This is totally Japanese right?

Invader Zim. So Japanese and kawaii! And those sticker things and Japanese writing proves your heritage! 

'[...]And I have a troll self from Homestuck. That's not me that's my troll self.'

Let's back the crazy train up here. A troll self? What is a troll self? 

The rare and beautiful troll self

Let's feed it in praise and asspats!

Oh and she's not herself all the time! Multiple-Personality Disorder? Attention fucking whore. 

'I make really kawaii art and some people are saying that I don't credit the people that make the bases or whatever.'


That's her actual drawing skills. I'm not one to pick up a pen or pencil and create a masterpiece, but I know what's shit and what's not. That's shit.

They have all rights to say that. You wanna know why? She doesn't. 

If you're gonna use a person's base, you have to link back to it's original state. That's just common sense, something said person lacks. 

'England and I are married for the thousandths time.'

Just for the record, these are the actual quotes as she says them. 

No. Just no.

England's an anime character. If you could marry anime characters than America, England, Prussia, L, Germany, insert popular anime character here would be married by every fangirl. 

What makes her so damn special? 

Than, in her dA account guess who she adds to make a love triangle (SO TWILIGHT KAWAII DESU!!11!1!)? America.

I'm not one to speak for fictional characters, but I doubt either one of them would touch her. If they could, they'd probably send her to a place with nice padded walls, ceilings, and floors. She'd be happy forever. 

'We're married and we've been married for a few months.'

Worst months of his life. 

'He loves me so much.'

He's an animation. He can't feel love. 



Something's seriously wrong with this girl. Hopefully she's a troll. 

Either that or America and England better break up with/get a divorce from her. 



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:iconalfredtheherojone:
alfredtheherojone Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2016  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
i am watching the freaking video right now and it sucked and she is butchering the japanese words also one more thing how could she marry a character from a anime its insane i will tell her this you are weeaboo and you need to get outside get some fresh air , need some real friends , go to the mall , and you need to relax. my rant is terrible im sorry
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If England was a person, I'd be yelling, ranting and scolding him or her until the cows came home! What kind of person starves another! To the England x Ireland shippers, that is a terrible couple, England tried to kill Ireland, starved her and sent Cromwell to kill her! No, they're not in love! If England was a person and she/he met me, we wouldn't get along!
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squidwardfan101 Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2016
To say the least!
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:iconwilllen:
Willlen Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2015
You are and idiot. This video is obviously a troll and you wrote an essay about it.
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:iconinkstaineddove:
inkstaineddove Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
I made this years ago. Trust me, I now know that she was a troll. But I'm glad you like you needed to call me 'and idiot' for something I wrote at 13. 
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Aixela-Productions Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
Lemme just-
*laughs so hard omfg help*
Somebody believes.. They are married to England? What has this world come to? I'm so fucking sick of all these fucking retards saying shit like "Desu baka sagoi" or whatever. This journal entry tho, damn straight. Jesus had spoken, hallalujer!!!
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:iconsquidwardfan101:
squidwardfan101 Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2015
I know, who'd love England?!
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Aixela-Productions Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
Well now I do love him but more of a "aw he's cute. Id bet if he was a real person he'd be really hot" kind of way. But not that I'd marry him
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squidwardfan101 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2015
Yeah, modern England is fine, but why would anybody like Victorian England!
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Aixela-Productions Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
Not sure, he was a total douche bag :') But oh well, whatever. AmethystLA 
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squidwardfan101 Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2016
That's an understatement! One of my "minor", as in it barely has a chance of happening, is that England will take over the southern part of Ireland again! Can you imagine what would happen if that did happen! England attempted genocide against Ireland!
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JesterError Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Hmmm.. I have a weird sick pleasure of forcing myself to look at/watch people's horrible behaviour and watching them slowly ruining their own life. Does that make me a sadist or a masochist? :icongo-on-plz:
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SonicandWarriorsfan1 Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2015
I would think both.
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YokuneSan Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2015
I clicked on the video and I quit watching it after 5 seconds. Ears bleeding.

*WEABOO HAS BEEN DETECTED, EVACUATE HOUSE IMMEDIATELY IS WEABOO DETECTOR GOES OFF 4 TIMES IN A ROW*


You do not know how many times I have seen hetalia fangirls fighting over countries. I wonder how many fangirls would like hetalia if we replaced those countries with its current leader. I LOVE ENGLAND SO MUCH- WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GUY? D-D-DAVID CAMERON???? WHAT ABOUT CUTE AMER- OBAMA? NO, IT CAN'T BE, WHAT ABOUT RUSS- WHO'S THIS GUY??????
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:iconinkstaineddove:
inkstaineddove Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Oh God if they replaced the countries that would be great. Then I'd finally start shipping RusAme (cause Obama and Putin would probably make even Michelle Obama jealous lol)
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YokuneSan Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2015
X"DDDD I think then that would drive out all the fangirls and the anime would become 2x better, and I would even consider rejoining the fandom... but it isn't going to happen, so yeah XD
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trashoakIey Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2015
bless this
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XGhostTheDog Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2014  Student General Artist
That video…O_O
Rabid fangirls like that scare the shit out of me.
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:iconnightmare-nikki:
Stupid Bitch......:iconfacepalmplz: Makes me wanna punch her...
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:iconastrokitty1:
AstroKitty1 Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2014
And then she sais she's pregnant with England's child... IM DONE MAN! DOOOOONE
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:iconyellow-vixen:
Yellow-Vixen Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
i wonder if she's ever even been to england...
(i live in london so i know all about england)

also, if, in the english dub of hetalia, if england had a NORMAL british accent, not a posh uptight one (which was the only reason i watched the japanese one) or even a cockney accent, would she like him as much?
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MushkaXQuiroa Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2014
Omg... I just read this and then watched the video to see if this was true... I regret it now. 
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mysteryota Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I opened the video out of curiosty, and closed the tab when she started to talk...
Why did I waste my internet for that video?
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AutoAshley Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This is why I distance myself from most of the Hetalia fandom. I try not to mix in with the weeabo side of it. I only watch the Anime because I think it's funny. I know that it's stereotypical and historically inaccurate because I was actually taught about the horrors of WWII before discovering Hetalia. That girl in this video is hopefully a troll...
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XMonochrome-NimbusX Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Me too.
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:iconinkblackshadow:
InkBlackShadow Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
i watch the anime for the same reason! 
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:iconautoashley:
AutoAshley Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'm grateful to hear that.
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:iconinkblackshadow:
InkBlackShadow Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
yea it's hilarious
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SunnyBrightSky Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2014
Lol XD
I think she's a troll. I've seen the actual girl with actual mary sue character that married to England! XD

But that video... my ear is so freaking hurt...
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:iconinkstaineddove:
inkstaineddove Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
She is. I think she came out about it a year or so ago. Thank God. She wasn't very good at it. 

That video could qualify as a horror movie. 
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:iconsunnybrightsky:
SunnyBrightSky Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2014
yeah... Horror movie XD
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animedisneyluver809 Featured By Owner May 14, 2014
Just watched the video. My brain hurts. Eye bleeding :D OMG why? 
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:iconanimedisneyluver809:
animedisneyluver809 Featured By Owner May 14, 2014
Facepalm I have no words. No, she is NOT married to England! England's a country, you dumbshit! (the girl in the video, not you) Another thing, no one can marry an animated character! Accept it! Get a real man! Oh Brother... 
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TobixChanxSempai Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Is she for real? Seriously.... that is some fucking crazy fangirl shit. I like the show but she just went full retard if that was real. 
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Joji1006 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Pffftt..... H-help me... I-I can't control my l-laughter.... :iconpffftplz:

Is this girl for real? 

Sure! I love hetalia! Favorite anime! Love the fanfics (though I really despise shipping)! But seriously!? Even I have enough common sense!!!
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:iconkitty614:
kitty614 Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
She's a troll.
She's a troll.
Just a troll.
She's a freaking troll.

That bitch: "I'm not a troll, why would I troll the internet?!"

:iconffplz:

Must... keep... calm... must... not... rage OH FUCK THIS SHIT, SHE'S A WASTE OF OXYGEN AND LIFE. :stare:
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Horrorandfantasy Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2013
*trying my best to comfort you* i know , i know, just please calm down. rage wont get anyone anywhere. with any luck this...crazy woman who thinks she's married to england will soon grow up
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:iconkitty614:
kitty614 Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
*has gotten over it*

Sorry for the rage. I don't know, it's just hard for me to control my words when I'm irked. ^^;"

I just... won't care anymore about her. As long as she doesn't disturb me or something.

I also found sites that show more people like her, some even worse than her. *sigh* Yes, hopefully they'll grow up. Though I saw some people who are already adults and are still like that.
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WilczycaPsotka Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2013
No way, such stupid people doesn't exist.
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:iconinkstaineddove:
inkstaineddove Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Apparently they do.
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:iconsmarticleparticle:
SmarticleParticle Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Oh God I just watched the video. T_T
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:iconsmarticleparticle:
SmarticleParticle Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
If England was married to anyone then it would be Queen Elizabeth I. :B
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Lil-Milo Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012
She has sex with England? Well then she must be huge.
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MintbunniesWTF Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012
She's married to England?...bet the sex is great. Oh technically England is real, but it's a mass of land. Again, the sex must be terrific. Lol she must be a troll 'cause that's just sad.
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:iconheyitselectra:
HeyItsElectra Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
i watched it...
...is it bad that i was busting up laughing even though im really disgusted?

please tell me shes a troll
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DotheUMBRIDGESMASH Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012
σκατά... what the heck?!
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:iconkanyamidnight:
kanyamidnight Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I certainly obsess about anime characters, but only with OTHER FANS! AND I DON'T GO AROUND LOOKING FOR TROLLS TO FIND ME! That is just sad...
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Hikarutan Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
My eyes.. are bleeding..
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SilverUranium Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012
Dies Mädchen ist nicht als ein schwachsinnige hirnlose Dummkopf.
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