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Watch this video so you know what the hell I'll be talking about today. Headphones won't help. Your ears will bleed. 

If your too lazy to watch the video (smart person) than don't worry, I'll be going through it. 

'I'm making a Youtube video to talk about all the haters that hate on me.'

Alright. Telling you to stop using crappy bases is being a hater.
Telling you you're not 'kawaii' is a hater. 
Telling you that you're not married to England is being a hater. 
Telling you that England isn't real is being a hater.

We're the idiots here right?

'Seriously. You're all a bunch of stupid bakas.'

Way to butcher the Japanese language! Because the only thing they say in Japan is 'konnichiwa' (correct me if it's wrong), 'kawaii', 'desu', and 'baka'. 

Just like in Italy we're always yelling PASTA~! Russia it's VODKA~! And in England it's 'git', 'wanker' and 'bloody hell!' 

This is why Americans are perceived as idiots and ignorant to the rest of the world. 

'Go do something else other than hate on a super kawaii, Japanese girl like myself.'

This is totally Japanese right?

Invader Zim. So Japanese and kawaii! And those sticker things and Japanese writing proves your heritage! 

'[...]And I have a troll self from Homestuck. That's not me that's my troll self.'

Let's back the crazy train up here. A troll self? What is a troll self? 

The rare and beautiful troll self

Let's feed it in praise and asspats!

Oh and she's not herself all the time! Multiple-Personality Disorder? Attention fucking whore. 

'I make really kawaii art and some people are saying that I don't credit the people that make the bases or whatever.'

That's her actual drawing skills. I'm not one to pick up a pen or pencil and create a masterpiece, but I know what's shit and what's not. That's shit.

They have all rights to say that. You wanna know why? She doesn't. 

If you're gonna use a person's base, you have to link back to it's original state. That's just common sense, something said person lacks. 

'England and I are married for the thousandths time.'

Just for the record, these are the actual quotes as she says them. 

No. Just no.

England's an anime character. If you could marry anime characters than America, England, Prussia, L, Germany, insert popular anime character here would be married by every fangirl. 

What makes her so damn special? 

Than, in her dA account guess who she adds to make a love triangle (SO TWILIGHT KAWAII DESU!!11!1!)? America.

I'm not one to speak for fictional characters, but I doubt either one of them would touch her. If they could, they'd probably send her to a place with nice padded walls, ceilings, and floors. She'd be happy forever. 

'We're married and we've been married for a few months.'

Worst months of his life. 

'He loves me so much.'

He's an animation. He can't feel love. 

Something's seriously wrong with this girl. Hopefully she's a troll. 

Either that or America and England better break up with/get a divorce from her. 

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Aixela-Productions Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
Lemme just-
*laughs so hard omfg help*
Somebody believes.. They are married to England? What has this world come to? I'm so fucking sick of all these fucking retards saying shit like "Desu baka sagoi" or whatever. This journal entry tho, damn straight. Jesus had spoken, hallalujer!!!
JesterError Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Hmmm.. I have a weird sick pleasure of forcing myself to look at/watch people's horrible behaviour and watching them slowly ruining their own life. Does that make me a sadist or a masochist? :icongo-on-plz:
SonicandWarriorsfan1 Featured By Owner 5 days ago
I would think both.
YokuneSan Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I clicked on the video and I quit watching it after 5 seconds. Ears bleeding.


You do not know how many times I have seen hetalia fangirls fighting over countries. I wonder how many fangirls would like hetalia if we replaced those countries with its current leader. I LOVE ENGLAND SO MUCH- WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GUY? D-D-DAVID CAMERON???? WHAT ABOUT CUTE AMER- OBAMA? NO, IT CAN'T BE, WHAT ABOUT RUSS- WHO'S THIS GUY??????
inkstaineddove Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Oh God if they replaced the countries that would be great. Then I'd finally start shipping RusAme (cause Obama and Putin would probably make even Michelle Obama jealous lol)
YokuneSan Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
X"DDDD I think then that would drive out all the fangirls and the anime would become 2x better, and I would even consider rejoining the fandom... but it isn't going to happen, so yeah XD
trashoakIey Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
bless this
XGhostTheDog Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2014  Student General Artist
That video…O_O
Rabid fangirls like that scare the shit out of me.
Stupid Bitch......:iconfacepalmplz: Makes me wanna punch her...
AstroKitty1 Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2014
And then she sais she's pregnant with England's child... IM DONE MAN! DOOOOONE
Yellow-Vixen Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
i wonder if she's ever even been to england...
(i live in london so i know all about england)

also, if, in the english dub of hetalia, if england had a NORMAL british accent, not a posh uptight one (which was the only reason i watched the japanese one) or even a cockney accent, would she like him as much?
MushkaXQuiroa Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2014
Omg... I just read this and then watched the video to see if this was true... I regret it now. 
mysteryota Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I opened the video out of curiosty, and closed the tab when she started to talk...
Why did I waste my internet for that video?
AutoAshley Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This is why I distance myself from most of the Hetalia fandom. I try not to mix in with the weeabo side of it. I only watch the Anime because I think it's funny. I know that it's stereotypical and historically inaccurate because I was actually taught about the horrors of WWII before discovering Hetalia. That girl in this video is hopefully a troll...
XMonochrome-NimbusX Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Me too.
InkBlackShadow Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
i watch the anime for the same reason! 
AutoAshley Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'm grateful to hear that.
InkBlackShadow Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
yea it's hilarious
SunnyBrightSky Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2014
Lol XD
I think she's a troll. I've seen the actual girl with actual mary sue character that married to England! XD

But that video... my ear is so freaking hurt...
inkstaineddove Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
She is. I think she came out about it a year or so ago. Thank God. She wasn't very good at it. 

That video could qualify as a horror movie. 
SunnyBrightSky Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2014
yeah... Horror movie XD
animedisneyluver809 Featured By Owner May 14, 2014
Just watched the video. My brain hurts. Eye bleeding :D OMG why? 
animedisneyluver809 Featured By Owner May 14, 2014
Facepalm I have no words. No, she is NOT married to England! England's a country, you dumbshit! (the girl in the video, not you) Another thing, no one can marry an animated character! Accept it! Get a real man! Oh Brother... 
TobixChanxSempai Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Is she for real? Seriously.... that is some fucking crazy fangirl shit. I like the show but she just went full retard if that was real. 
Joji1006 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Pffftt..... H-help me... I-I can't control my l-laughter.... :iconpffftplz:

Is this girl for real? 

Sure! I love hetalia! Favorite anime! Love the fanfics (though I really despise shipping)! But seriously!? Even I have enough common sense!!!
kitty614 Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
She's a troll.
She's a troll.
Just a troll.
She's a freaking troll.

That bitch: "I'm not a troll, why would I troll the internet?!"


Must... keep... calm... must... not... rage OH FUCK THIS SHIT, SHE'S A WASTE OF OXYGEN AND LIFE. :stare:
Horrorandfantasy Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2013
*trying my best to comfort you* i know , i know, just please calm down. rage wont get anyone anywhere. with any luck this...crazy woman who thinks she's married to england will soon grow up
kitty614 Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
*has gotten over it*

Sorry for the rage. I don't know, it's just hard for me to control my words when I'm irked. ^^;"

I just... won't care anymore about her. As long as she doesn't disturb me or something.

I also found sites that show more people like her, some even worse than her. *sigh* Yes, hopefully they'll grow up. Though I saw some people who are already adults and are still like that.
WilczycaPsotka Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2013
No way, such stupid people doesn't exist.
inkstaineddove Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Apparently they do.
SmarticleParticle Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Oh God I just watched the video. T_T
SmarticleParticle Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
If England was married to anyone then it would be Queen Elizabeth I. :B
Lil-Milo Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012
She has sex with England? Well then she must be huge.
MintbunniesWTF Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012
She's married to England? the sex is great. Oh technically England is real, but it's a mass of land. Again, the sex must be terrific. Lol she must be a troll 'cause that's just sad.
HeyItsElectra Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
i watched it... it bad that i was busting up laughing even though im really disgusted?

please tell me shes a troll
DotheUMBRIDGESMASH Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012
σκατά... what the heck?!
kanyamidnight Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I certainly obsess about anime characters, but only with OTHER FANS! AND I DON'T GO AROUND LOOKING FOR TROLLS TO FIND ME! That is just sad...
Hikarutan Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
My eyes.. are bleeding..
SilverUranium Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012
Dies Mädchen ist nicht als ein schwachsinnige hirnlose Dummkopf.
PavelZakarovRomanov Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
x-Abby-Chan-x Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
omg; have you heard when she said she's pregnant with England's kid?

:iconfuckingkiddingmeplz: seriously?

I admit I do have anime crushes because maybe everyone does; that's just going to the limits though,
inkstaineddove Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Yea, I heard that one. That was definitely a what the fuck moment.
x-Abby-Chan-x Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
zephyr03 Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I've known about this girl for a long time. I really dislike the way she acts, I wish there was something we can do abuot it but unfortunately the only way to get rid of her is to ignore her. Stop feeding her any kind of words, kind or otherwise, because even if you're well-meaning she won't listen. If everyone ignores her, she'll go away herself.
gakumi Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2012  Student Digital Artist
her profile make me puke shit.....:iconoh-god-why-plz:, and that video make bleed my ears :iconsadspartaplz: (even when i close the video because i can't hear to much shit in just a few minutes) omg thats why other people thinks that all fans of hetalia are like this :iconfliptableplz:
CreteSummerfang Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I can't stop laughing at your comment...
gakumi Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2012  Student Digital Artist
:iconlolgirlplz: seriously i had to do a commen like that one, its just too disturbing that troll-crazy-bitch-i-dont-know-what-she-is-fangirl's deviantart profile D:
Maythebestgirlwin Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2012  Student General Artist
I'm pretty sure she's joking. but if not then..what the heck..just..what the heck.
superjumper007 Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2012  Student General Artist
You do know she's just trolling, yes?
Her goal is to piss as many people off as possible.
I have to say it's working really damn well lmfao
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