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Watch this video so you know what the hell I'll be talking about today. Headphones won't help. Your ears will bleed. 

If your too lazy to watch the video (smart person) than don't worry, I'll be going through it. 

'I'm making a Youtube video to talk about all the haters that hate on me.'

Alright. Telling you to stop using crappy bases is being a hater.
Telling you you're not 'kawaii' is a hater. 
Telling you that you're not married to England is being a hater. 
Telling you that England isn't real is being a hater.

We're the idiots here right?

'Seriously. You're all a bunch of stupid bakas.'

Way to butcher the Japanese language! Because the only thing they say in Japan is 'konnichiwa' (correct me if it's wrong), 'kawaii', 'desu', and 'baka'. 

Just like in Italy we're always yelling PASTA~! Russia it's VODKA~! And in England it's 'git', 'wanker' and 'bloody hell!' 

This is why Americans are perceived as idiots and ignorant to the rest of the world. 

'Go do something else other than hate on a super kawaii, Japanese girl like myself.'

This is totally Japanese right?

Invader Zim. So Japanese and kawaii! And those sticker things and Japanese writing proves your heritage! 

'[...]And I have a troll self from Homestuck. That's not me that's my troll self.'

Let's back the crazy train up here. A troll self? What is a troll self? 

The rare and beautiful troll self

Let's feed it in praise and asspats!

Oh and she's not herself all the time! Multiple-Personality Disorder? Attention fucking whore. 

'I make really kawaii art and some people are saying that I don't credit the people that make the bases or whatever.'

That's her actual drawing skills. I'm not one to pick up a pen or pencil and create a masterpiece, but I know what's shit and what's not. That's shit.

They have all rights to say that. You wanna know why? She doesn't. 

If you're gonna use a person's base, you have to link back to it's original state. That's just common sense, something said person lacks. 

'England and I are married for the thousandths time.'

Just for the record, these are the actual quotes as she says them. 

No. Just no.

England's an anime character. If you could marry anime characters than America, England, Prussia, L, Germany, insert popular anime character here would be married by every fangirl. 

What makes her so damn special? 

Than, in her dA account guess who she adds to make a love triangle (SO TWILIGHT KAWAII DESU!!11!1!)? America.

I'm not one to speak for fictional characters, but I doubt either one of them would touch her. If they could, they'd probably send her to a place with nice padded walls, ceilings, and floors. She'd be happy forever. 

'We're married and we've been married for a few months.'

Worst months of his life. 

'He loves me so much.'

He's an animation. He can't feel love. 

Something's seriously wrong with this girl. Hopefully she's a troll. 

Either that or America and England better break up with/get a divorce from her. 

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NikkitheRabbit Featured By Owner Edited Nov 28, 2014  Student Artist
Stupid Bitch......:iconfacepalmplz: Makes me wanna punch her...
AstroKitty1 Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2014
And then she sais she's pregnant with England's child... IM DONE MAN! DOOOOONE
Yellow-Vixen Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
i wonder if she's ever even been to england...
(i live in london so i know all about england)

also, if, in the english dub of hetalia, if england had a NORMAL british accent, not a posh uptight one (which was the only reason i watched the japanese one) or even a cockney accent, would she like him as much?
MushkaXQuiroa Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2014
Omg... I just read this and then watched the video to see if this was true... I regret it now. 
mysteryota Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2014
I opened the video out of curiosty, and closed the tab when she started to talk...
Why did I waste my internet for that video?
AutoAshley Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This is why I distance myself from most of the Hetalia fandom. I try not to mix in with the weeabo side of it. I only watch the Anime because I think it's funny. I know that it's stereotypical and historically inaccurate because I was actually taught about the horrors of WWII before discovering Hetalia. That girl in this video is hopefully a troll...
XMonochrome-NimbusX Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2014  New member Hobbyist Digital Artist
Me too.
InkBlackShadow Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
i watch the anime for the same reason! 
AutoAshley Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'm grateful to hear that.
InkBlackShadow Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
yea it's hilarious
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